I heard a Del joke at church on Sunday, I thought it was a pretty good one! Upon seeing a small baby, a young boy asked his mother when the baby would start talking. The mother replied that babies usually start talking around 2. Puzzled, the boy asked, "But why could Job talk when he was born?" The mother asked her son to explain. He answered, "I learned in sunday school that Job cursed the day he was born!" :)
Usually about once a week, I have one of those days when I am more irritable than usual and I just want to go home. I make up my mind that I'm leaving in December! It doesn't last long and then I'm back to my normal self. A few days ago, I was having a day like this. After work, I thought maybe a nice walk would cheer me up. As I was walking down the road, I asked myself if I should leave in December and then I was thinking about how nice and relaxing the walk would be...just then, a guy came up to me, huge machete in hand, and started talking to me. I was terrified for my life, or at least for the loss of my bag! The guy pushing a wheelbarrow in front of me, who was the only other person on that path kind of seemed a bit concerned too and then he turned a corner leaving me alone with the machete guy. He was really nice and just wanted to ask me out on a date! After politely turning him down, I breathed a sigh of relief and continued on to my favorite spot that overlooks the city. You can see mountains in the background and it was a beautiful sunny day, so it was extra nice. I thought, "well at least I have this spot to find some peace." The very next second, a guy said to me, "you shouldn't stand there, murderers hide in the bushes around here, its not safe!" I don't know if those two run ins were supposed to be a sign, but actually I thought it was pretty comical and I felt much better!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment